I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I have post one night stand depression
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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