Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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