I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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