i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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