I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Someone came in the potted fern
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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