Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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