Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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