no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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