I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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