i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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