she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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