winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
