How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Come on in and take your pants off
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