this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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