You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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