He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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