Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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