I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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