Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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