At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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