The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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