there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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