Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You're earring is so big in my mouth
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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