I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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