hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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