Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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