He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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