I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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