I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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