just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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