I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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