were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
