i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My dick has a subreddit
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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