So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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