I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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