bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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