I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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