Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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