i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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