The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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