One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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