So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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