at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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