Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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