it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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