i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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