also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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