The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
me + whiskey = a bad person
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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