doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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