The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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